Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies
A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution
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Mrs. Paddy's 50 Ways to Save our Country
based on: Paul Simon's 50 Ways to Leave your Lover The problem is all inside D.C. it's plain to see The answer is easy if you value Liberty You must stand strong in this our struggle to be Free There must be Fifty ways to Save our Country You see it's really not our habit to intrude We all have lives you see, and voted for the dudes But now we need to speak before our goose is stewed There must be 50 ways to Save our Country Fifty States to Save our Country! Just send em a Fax, Max Get on the Phone, Joan You just need to Annoy, Roy Just listen to me We're under the bus, Gus Don't they know they disgust us? Just send em more Tea, Lee And tell them you're FREE They say that hope and change will be no compromise Yet we see despotism right before our eyes It's plain to see the Constitution they despise There must be Fifty States to Save our Country I say there is no time to sleep on this tonight We must act quickly to eliminate this blight To preserve Liberty we must embrace the Fight There must be Fifty States to Save our Country Fifty States! to Save our Country Oooh, MARCH ON THE MALL, Saul Just plan to IMPEACH, Teach Then move to INDICT, Mike They'll listen, you see? We've got our GUNS, Son And we are itching to 'GET SOME!' Just tell em we're MAD, Dad We need to be FREE!
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Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution is a biting and sometimes irreverent look at politics in America, all set to familiar tunes. Mrs. Paddy swipes at our politicians and culture, using satire and humor while throwing political correctness out the window. Personalities from Obama to McCain are lampooned-nor do hot buttons like Global Warming, Immigration or Tax and Spend policies escape A Paddy Whack©. In today's political climate, sometimes humor is the best stress-relief. If you feel like crying today; find your smile with Mrs. Paddy tonight. The author continues to pen new parodies at her blog at http://www.mrspaddytoo.blogspot.com
About the Author
Mrs. Paddy is a pen name. The author loves to travel, is an avid bird-watcher, writer, singer, and an award-winning director for community-based theatre. She has been married since 1976, has two grown sons, one daughter-in-law, two cats, and spent twenty years as a military wife prior to her husband's retirement. The author has lived in England, Turkey and Germany as well as several states in the U.S., and is a self-proclaimed political activist and patriot. The author currently resides in south Florida.