'Kiss a Frog, You get Warts- The First Practical Guide to Love'
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Sex is an exquisitely sensitive, complicated subject, fraught with the potential for causing misunderstandings -- and misalliances.
However, having braved the subject of money, it should be a snap.
A Guide to the Perplexed, and Those Who Prefer Their Surprises
Gift Wrapped and Placed Under the Tree
Since many a marriage is unmade in bed, it is advisable to find out as much about his sexual preferences as possible before making too much of a commitment. Just asking is not nearly as reliable as hiring a private detective to ferret out the news, or becoming his secretary's best friend, but it may be your only option. A few simple answers to the following checklist will give you enough to go on -- or help you decide to stay. How you get the answers, is up to you.
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Therapy. Cosmo. Oprah. Judge Judy. A complete makeover ... and you're still searching for the path to true love. You always knew it didn't run smooth; but you're beginning to wonder if the path is there at all.
It's there. You just need a good guidebook. And now it's here: the crystallized wisdom of the ages. Short. Funny. Concise. Bedrock. In precise pithy pages. After all, if you've tried everything else, you don't have time to waste.
If you have been looking for love in all the wrong places, or if you're looking and don't want to waste time, this is what you need to know:
'...[a] wonderful little book. ... This guidebook is at once witty and profound, playful and practical...replete with cogent observations and ... wisdom. [It is] founded on solid concepts of adaptability, maturation, and maturity, and the differentiation of reality from wish-fulfilling fantasy and narcissistic object choice.'
-Bertram A. Ruttenberg, M.D., Psychoanalyst
'...[A] readable style...[an] absence of psychobabble...[it is] short and to the point. ... She's right on target. ... A good companion piece to counseling or psychotherapy.'
-A mother and experienced psychotherapist
'I wish [my daughter] had read this 10 or 15 years ago.'
-A mother
'A set of remarkably witty, insightful and helpful observations on romantic love, its promises and its hazards. Recommended for both the gratified and the frustrated.'
-Mortimer Ostow, M.D., P.C., Psychoanalyst
About the Author
S.C. Reiber is a pseudonym for Dorothy Ornitz, an advertising copywriter, who began this book in Michelle's kitchen, where other women at the party had gathered to munch brownies and mull over one of life's greatest mysteries: MEN!
In brownies veritas.
With the missionary zeal that often accompanies Revealed Truth she awoke the next morning and began to write.