Youth Deficit Disorder
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Getting old ain’t for sissies. In fact, it ain’t for anyone, except for the fact that the alternative is even less appealing. The "Golden" years are more apt to be those during which your whole body feels like lead. We do not shine as brightly when we are old as we did (or at least think we did) when we were young. Be not dismayed. Or, at least, be a bit less dismayed. It surely will get worse. You may already be showing some of the symptoms of the dreaded disease YDD. YDD (Youth Deficit Disorder) is a progressive disease for which there is no easy cure. Often referred to as "Pits" Disease, untreated, it can eat away at your nervous system and make you nervous, your emotional system and make you highly emotional and your attitudinal system, making you chronically bitchy. Suitable treatment is available, but first the affliction must be identified by careful evaluation using acceptable diagnostic techniques recently made available. This book has been designed to help you determine if you are becoming a useless, helpless victim of this most dreaded disease. You know your pains are God's revenge for all of those good times you had, when you were too young to know that those were good times.
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You've Got YDD* If--
Why does it take you all night long just to get started on what you used to enjoy doing all night long? Why do your aches and pains seem to be God’s revenge for all of those good times you had – when you were too young to know that those were the good times? Why is it that as you give others the special benefit of your experience, no one seems to experience any benefit?
This book provides a possible answer to these questions. Maybe you are beginning to show the symptoms of a dreaded disease. Maybe you are suffering from YDD.
*Youth Deficit Disorder
About the Author
The author regards himself as an expert on personality disorders in the rodent. He recognizes vast similarities between his furry laboratory subjects and an alarming number of his friends, colleagues and members of his own family. Young rats and mice can learn bar pressing, efficiently navigate mazes and are capable of finding nesting places in attics. As they age, however, they become lethargic, forgetful and useless. They often get lost. So it is with Dr. Huard’s friends. Noting these changes, Dr. Huard suspects the onset of the dreaded Youth Deficit Disorder, symptoms of which are revealed in this significant analytical publication.