Everyone greeted me, and I thought I heard Naome sigh. She was a woman of about fifty, with flame red hair of medium length and green eyes. She had high cheekbones with a button nose and full, pouting lips. As most women do at her age, she had acquired some extra padding here and there, but she still possessed more than a remnant of her former beauty. Honey lived up to her name. Blonde, full of feature and proportion, though not to excess; she was a young woman of about thirty who was, without a doubt, put together quite well. She had the vigor of youth, still, and at times she absolutely bubbled, brimming over with an exuberance that affected those around her. She smiled continually, and the least little joke set her to giggling. I told myself that, if she was married, she was probably a most agreeable companion, for she seemed to be a very easy person to like. Nola, on the other hand, was a dark and mysterious lady. She was of thinner proportion than the others and had dark hair, which she wore in a bob, combed straight, with bangs. With her dark eyes and seductive eyelids, accentuated by the longest lashes, she could easily have been that ancient temptress, Cleopatra, herself. Her features were prominent, though not sharp, and her mouth, which wore the faintest smile, was neither too full nor too thin. She was by no means an abundant woman, resembling, with her slight but erect carriage, an athlete or, more exactly, a dancer. All during the meal, she sat straight in her chair, almost motionless, rather stiffly, and she said very little. I surmised that, with her regal manner and exotic looks, she very well might have been a descendant of that daughter of Ptolemy, and her stern demeanor suggested to me a coldness, worn, perhaps, as a defense against untoward suitors. Somehow, I couldn't help imagining her in her boudoir with a riding crop in one hand and a cat o’ nine in the other, dispensing a special brand of love.
As it turned out, all of them were recently divorced, and they had met through a support group for divorced women that suggested such group activities as cruises. I could scarcely contain my glee at finding this out. Of course, since Brady had told them about me, I had to hide my delight and act as doleful as I could. It was hard, being surrounded by these divorcees in varying stages of flower, but I knew, in order to maximize my opportunities, I would have to give an award winning performance as the distraught, would be ascetic.
While eating, the conversation turned to celibacy and the hardships of living without the opposite sex. Each of the ladies, celibate since her divorce, argued against the idea of a life without the joys of sex with a loving partner. I was surprised that they, recently divorced women, should feel this way, but they assured me that just because they were divorced didn’t mean they were against the state of matrimony. I secretly shuddered at the thought of being pursued by a group of women with marriage as their objective, but I felt reasonably confident in my plan if any or all of these women located me in their sights. Whether or not I allowed myself to be seduced, I could in the end renounce my evil ways and beg the dear ladies, for the sake of my soul, to let me go off to earn my cowl. Yes, this promised, or so I thought, to prove a most enjoyable vacation.