The Unauthorized Autobiography of Jake The Inflatable Dog

The police arrested them three days later, after fighting their way past Harry Glooper who had armed Side One of his rented porch with a state of the art whaler's harpoon, to be launched by 200 Fourth of July bottle rockets purchased by money order direct from Bob Walnut's Fireworks Catalog Which Has Enough Fire Power Inside These Pages to Blow Up A Great White Shark.

"Put your stinkin' fish nets over this, you yard foulin' CIA traitors. BEWARE THE INBRED HALIBUT!" said Harry as he set off the 200 rocket entanglement. And watched it shark propel out six short inches, and fall clattering and lifeless to the porch at the pointy ends of his new bullet proof fishing boots.