It was nearing one thirty a.m.
when Cory awakened from his drunken slumber.
His jaw hurt where Todd had smacked him with a frying pan, his nose was
swollen from being elbowed in the face, plus he had a rip roaring
head ache and a stomach that felt
like it was about to turn inside out.
He just made it to the door when he heaved up the contents of a six pack
and a half-quart of whiskey all over the front porch. He nearly fell down the steps, grabbed
the nearest tree and retched with
dry heaves for nearly a minute.
As his eyes cleared, he glanced
beneath the yard light and noticed the truck was missing from it‘s parking
spot. “God damn that son of a bitchin’
brother of mine”, snarled Cory under his breath. His next thoughts went unspoken.
“He better damn well not have let that noisy bum go lose. Wouldn’t put it past him though. Todd’s got no backbone. I’ll hafta take care of that snoopin’
trespasser jist like I did that damn game warden!”
Cory stumbled around to the back
of the garage to where the old chicken coop was located. He kicked open the door, pulled his revolver
from his coat pocket, and flipped on the light switch. The feeble glow of the dirt encrusted
sixty-watt light bulb dimly outlined the shape of their captive, who appeared
to be curled up under his thin blanket and sound asleep. Cory took two long strides to where Hap was
stretched out on the straw and gave him a kick in the back.
“Wake up ya snoopy son of a
bitch. You and me is goin’ fer a little
walk in the woods,......and only one of us is comin’ back!”
Edna decided she might as well be
driving around looking for her missing husband and the black Ford pickup that
she was positive had taken him away, rather than pacing the floors of their
house waiting for a call from the police that might never come. As she was heading west on Highway 28,
planning to return to the area around Germfask, she saw the highway sigh for
County Highway H-33. She remembered looking
at a road map and noticing H-33 and H-44 were a “shortcut” to Highway 77, the
very area she intended to search. She
made a left turn onto
H-33 and headed south.
Deputy Nordahl reached the door
of the Howling Beagle, stopped, and listened to the noise inside. The jukebox blared as Willie Nelson related
being “On The Road Again”, while what sounded like a drunken woman sang
backup. A muffled argument was in
progress as to who was the best trout fisherman. Somebody was bragging about how drunk they were going to get
during the weekend and everything was mixed with the clunk of pool balls
banging together. The officer unhooked
the strap on his holster, swallowed hard, and opened the door of The Howling
Beagle.
Hap rolled over at being kicked
in the back and feigned confusion by rubbing his eyes with one hand. “Huh,” he grunted.
Again, grinning evilly, Cory
kneeled down and stuck his revolver in Hap’s face, while handing him a
key. “Take this key and unlock that
padlock,.....you and me is goin’ fer a little walk in the woods. I’ll be comin’ back, but yer only goin’ one
way, Mr. Snoop.”
As Hap reached for the key with
one hand, his other hand quickly materialized from under the blanket holding a
coffee can. With a flick of his wrist
Hap threw a yellow liquid mixed with dissolved chicken scat into the face and
eyes of his jailor. Cory’s reaction was
instantaneous!
He let out a howl as the horrible
smelling and tasting mixture entered his nose, mouth and eyes. The urine stung like fire and Cory clutched
at his eyes with both hands as his pistol clattered to the floor of the chicken
coop. Hap quickly looped the slack in
his restraining chain around the back of Cory’s neck and jerked him
forward,......head first into the iron post.
There was a sound like a
watermelon being dropped on a hardwood floor,.....followed by silence. Cory Welchek was in la-la land! Hap located the key to his freedom, unlocked
the padlock and wrapped the chain fairly tightly around Cory’s neck. He re-locked the padlock; put the key in his
pocket, picked up the revolver, then extracted his pocketknife from Cory’s
pants pocket. Looking at his
unconscious captor, Hap whispered, “Thanks fer keepin‘ my knife for me,
scumbag.” Then grinning slightly he
added, “Turn out the lights, the party’s over asshole.“ Hap then turned out the light, closed the
door of the chicken coop, and vanished into the night.