THE GREATEST JOKE COMPENDIUM OF ALL TIME — FOR OUR TIMES
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The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?”
“Is your daddy home?” he asked.
“Yes”, whispered the small voice.
“May I talk with him?” To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No”.
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy there?”
“Yes”, came the answer.
“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered, “No.” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” the boss asked the child.
“Yes” whispered the child, “a policeman.”
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”
“No, he’s busy, “ whispered the child.
“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.
“Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman”, came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, “What is that noise?”
“A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice.
“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed. In a whispering voice the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.”
Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
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About the Book
Whatever your views, persuasions, sexual orientation or background this book will have you laughing till you ache.
It pulls no punches and caves all apart of modern living from the very bare to the theological. If you think the world has gone mad, takes itself far too seriously, like an irreverent approach and applaud individualism then this book is for you.
Use it to shorten journey; or refer to it just when you need picking up. It won’t let you down. It makes a great gift bringing light and laughter into any life.
About the Author
Roy Vega is a professional who has worked in a number of roles in both the public and private sectors. In so doing he has met a wide variety of people and encountered a myriad of bygone situations.
Throughout his career
The Compendium contains a selection of the best material broken back across all sections of community. This book will make you cry with laughter as well as recognize the behaviors of young and those around you by putting day to day into contrast!