Excuseman Only Tortures English

MY CLIENT CLAIMS POLITICAL INSANE ASYLUM As the Special Prosecutor read the Indictment, or performed it, more accurately described, Defendant George W. Bush stood stick straight, shoulder's held back, with his furrowed eyebrows framing his stubbornly stern eyes, which burned an imaginary canon hole in the prosecutor's head. The theatrics of this moment was not lost on the audience of Judges and invited Revolutionary Guests. They jeered for the aptly named Al Jazeerah cameras, shouting; "Death To America" and "Kill The Infidel"; interchangeably. The Secret Service Agents circled around Bush tightened their ranks, but the ex-President felt none of their safety concerns. By the end of the harangue, he was smiling. Jordan could not help but feel honored to represent him, a man he previously despised, who now showed courage Jordan had never attributed to this former Draft Dodger, Phony Pilot, Chicken Hawk. But that moment of pride was short lived as the translator asked, "How Does The Defendant Plead To The Charges of War Crimes?" Jordan was just about to pronounce the previously instructed, State Department manifesto, that the President of the United States of America Assures The World That He Is Not Guilty Of All Charges, but the President spoke instead. "I Claim Political Asylum." A gasp echoed through the marble ceremonial Hall of Justice. "I mean, I claim this Court to be a political insane asylum."