MY ROOM-MATES, SPOUSE, CHILDREN, NEIGHBORS, CO-WORKERS AND/OR TENANTS ARE ALL EVIL AND NEED TO BE DESTROYED

One of my recent Landlords had some students downstairs, who for a time caused an open flames fire every day, while cooking on the stove. The stove corner of the kitchen was always blackened—but the valiant Landlord painted right over the black, to make things look okay for the next idiot college student. And he kept getting new students in as fast as he needed tenants. We kidded that if he could put a small bed in the bathrooms and the closets, there’d have been 16 of us in his house instead of a mere 13. … If only one household member seems to have to tend to the clean-up of the kitchen—the designated one will likely become resentful (even if it’s your mother), and the others will have learned to be slobs. If she cleans up and then the room is messed up again quickly, you should expect her to pull both your ears toward her face and calmly whisper: “You’re EVIL and you need to be destroyed!” … I actually know of a former patient who made legal claims against well-franchised fast-food locations—over injury from the toilet seat, breaking off from the toilet. At one point, she actually had two substantial claims for injury of this exact same ilk on file with the Courts. I have never heard of any other person on earth, so injured. It is remotely possible, that she was once—BUT, can anyone believe that she hadn’t learned to really check out toilet seats after the first time?? Really?