Cynthology

Bad Kitty Bad Kitty is on the prowl, night after night She puts on her high heels, great big hair Puffs her nose and leaves her lair Bad Kitty, is full of revenge, she’s had her Fill of selfish, egotistical, abusive men The only thing on her mind now, is getting even The last man she had wasn’t cool, he sexed her And didn’t use anything to protect his tool For her it’s too late, she was too naïve She let him touch her without a rubber sleeve Of course he never mentioned he had a disease Now Bad Kitty is a hot mess; she’s on fire And not in a good way, she’s out for Revenge and someone is going to pay She’s in the club and finds a new love, they Head for bed and sex their way to a sweaty frenzy She was successful in getting him to keep it real She told him she liked the way bareback feels No raincoat, no hat, Bad Kitty passed on The disease that made her hot, she knows What she did was not right But, she’ll keep sharing night after night She’s full of revenge, so look out men Bad Kitty is looking for you, avoid her tease And please, use a sleeve when you feel the need Or you’ll go out like Bad Kitty with a fatal disease   Cartoons, Cowboys & Superheroes Little girls and boys awoke early on Saturday morning Excited to see what awaited them on TV A bowl of cold milk and Cheerios kept Your stomach from growling, as you watched The Road Runner and Wiley Coyote running and howling Bugs Bunny and Mr. Magoo had us Mimicking, what’s up Doc? ‘ cuz we Thought it made us sound cool Mickey and Minnie sang and danced They were cute with their romance and There was Mighty Mouse, these were The images that filled our house The Lone Ranger and Tonto saved the day Superman had Lois Lane, she eventually Found out about his phone booth game Cheyenne, six foot six handled a gun lightning quick Batman saved Gotham City while Tarzan flew through the jungle Popeye the Sailor Man, Brutus and Olive Oyl also entertained you Who can forget Roy Rogers, Dale Evans and Trigger Preserved in their museum forever Marshall Dillon and Miss Kitty, where the King and Queen of Dodge City, she was red headed and Feisty, but Dillon never made her his Wifey These childhood memories of yesteryear are Memories I will always hold dear Thank goodness for re-runs that let me still Watch them, year after year Draw the Line! He calls late at night on his 15 minute break He wants to come by for a booty call He says “Please baby stay awake” He comes and goes and calls when he can, he Feels like he can do what he wants; because he’s the man However, a pattern starts to emerge just when it’s Time for those special occasions to occur Suddenly, nothing is right. There are no calls on his Break late at night. He hasn’t called in weeks His phone is going to voicemail, what the hell! He is totally out of reach He calls when the special occasion is over with A mouth full of excuses and an argument begins He’s making it seem like you are the blame and He never stops trying to run his game He talks plenty of smack, “Baby, I want to Come over” still no reason why he didn’t Call or come before and that is your cue To tell his ass you don’t need him anymore Keep it moving don’t let him steal your joy Disappointing you time after time, while you wait And wish he would call and come through the door He’s been taking you for granted for a very long time Stop the madness girl and draw the line! Karma Karma is a bitch, is what people say When people do you wrong, trust and believe They will have their day You may not be around to see it happen, but Karma keeps track and knows when to strike It never forgets, even though they might When someone is mean and nasty, hateful and rude Always walking around with an attitude Spewing foul words at you out of their mouth Just know they can’t be happy and they’ll Have plenty to say, just step to the side and Get out of their way   Pink Survivors Inspired by Barbara Jo Young Dedicated to Survivors Everywhere Pink Survivors have lost their hair, sit for hours in a Comfortable chair, to fight a battle we can’t even imagine She has endured unspeakable pain; but still her positive Attitude and smile remain Through her pain, she bravely encourages And consoles you You would not expect that, with all she’s been through Pink Survivor hats off to you, it takes a strong Confident woman to do what you do A Pink Survivor comes out on the other side Looking forward to another chance at life Resuming her role as mother, sister, friend and wife Using her experiences to look forward and not back She is no longer tattered and worn, sad Or blue, her head is held high She reaches out to others to help them along Providing a strong shoulder for them to lean on Karma is a bitch, oh yes, it is and anyone who Thinks they can avoid it really hasn’t lived However you choose to live your life Good or bad, Karma knows what to do Sorrow or joy is what’s in store for you So think about your actions and keep Karma in mind, because you better believe You’ll reap what you sow over time