Whoop’s Apostrophe . . . ! #6

About the Book

I said I’d stopped, but here it is—#6! Such a horrible life, isn’t it? Walking by these word errors everywhere! Well, trying to walk/drive past them for me! I can’t stop spotting them, though, and still I get off the bus / walk back / or drive to photograph them, record them for posterity. No one cares anymore, do they?! Bar me! Surely some governmental edict has to be passed to make sure that such horrors are against the law. Common law should deal with these oh-so-common mistakes! Give me the job (Whoop’s Apostrophe Terminator?) of going into these shops and reading the riot act? Every time that I have mentioned an error, I talk to people who just don’t care and also look at me as if I were crazy! Maybe I am. Mistakes that I have been able to fix on my own are far too few. I have done it the odd time, on the sly, via chalk or by me rubbing out the mistaken parts of Ap. / Sp. errors (Buy WA #1–#6). Sometimes they get it right even on their own—there is one example inside! This is the last one. Enjoy!

About the Author

Murray L. Peters is also the intrepid writer of a series of novels entitled Boyle-Breath, where his eponymous teacher-alien-hero attempts to right the wrongs of our little planet—from bullying to murder, social workers to vampires, political correctness to health and safety! Oh yes, by the power of his farts? (Breath, smells, pongs, and perfumes.) B-Bs #1, #2, #3 all out there; #4 (the prequel) & #5 (the last) in medias res! “Charming and thought provoking . . . innovative . . . ingenious plot” Jill Allan (Clarion). “Breathtaking” (the Zeronian Bugle).