J is for Jackpot
aka T is for Treasure
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So, Jolene seems quite jealous. In fact, she seethes, aka sethen, from Old English seothan; kin to Old High German siodan, likely kin to Old Lithuanian siausti, as a storm, to rages with turmoil. *** “Hello! “Hello! “Hello! “Can you hear me?” “Oh. “Ah. “Yes.” “What's her first name?” “Ah. “Ah. “Bailey!” “Bailey?” “Yes. “It's a popular name.” “Really?” “Yes.” “So, her name is Bailey Counter?” “What?” “So, her name is Bailey Counter?” “Yes.” “And, David also wants to buy her as a sex slave?” “Ah. “Yes. “I was there. “I heard everything.” “Really?” “Yes. *** “And to her, David wanted to do kinky things.” *** “Kinky?” “Yes, unusual sex positions.” “Really?” “Yes.” And Kira says, "Like what?” “Ah. “Ah.” As a result of one bold lie after another, Jolene panics, looks about, seriously considers, running away … far away … and never return. *** Then, regarding that Baileys Irish Cream whiskey bottle, she looks about for witnesses, sees none, drinks the remaining content, and enjoys that relief. And after, regarding the empty bottle, Jolene considers … … a nearby lottery supermarket garbage can, hesitates, then considers a bathroom, then farther away, such as outside the supermarket, and in an outside trash can, and that transport dilemma. And instead, in the bottom of her backpack, she stuffs, and stuffs it, then under three well-worn books, that include: Fifty Shades of Grey, a 2011 erotic romance novel, about a torrid relationship between a college graduate and a young business mogul, that contained many explicitly erotic scenes, featuring sexual bondage, discipline, dominance of sadism, masochism, and other ways and means to satisfy lust … ... Traumnovelle (Dream Story) by Arthur Schnitzler, and foundation of the movie Eyes Wide Shut … … a 1999 erotic psychological dramatic mystery, that tracks a curious doctor's night-long adventure, to infiltrate a rich, secret society's exotic, ritualized masked sex orgy event ... ... Kamasutra, an ancient Indian Sanskrit text regarding eroticism, sexuality, and emotional self-actualization … that explicitly explains sixty-four sexual positions, and much, much more, such as ways and means … to free the mind, body, soul, and justly ride someone in that lifestyle. *** And quickly, Jolene scans the Kamasutra book, especially the pages with a folded edge, stops, continues on, a few times. Then says, "The cow position."
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David, a chronically unemployed man wins a massive lottery jackpot, then has an incredible string of good luck and finds secret treasure maps. And, before he sails away alone, on a truly great adventure, with the likelihood of never returning, he briefly stops at the supermarket lottery counter and gives each of three lady workers a very generous gift. Yet recently, one of ladies, Jolene was fired, as often, she had an argumentative attitude with the staff, manager, and many customers. And, she fails to realize, she received a very generous gift, as her surly narrow minded mood misunderstands, and jealousy consumes her. So much so, she plots revenge and spreads one malicious lie after another, that David's gift was in fact payment, to buy these ladies as sex slaves … … such as Fifty Shades of Grey, a 2011 erotic romance novel, about a torrid relationship between a college graduate and a young handsome business tycoon, and those many explicitly erotic scenes, often containing sexual bondage, discipline, dominance, sadism, masochism … ... and life as a Kamasutra sex slave for eroticism, and each of those sixty-four sexual positions, such as the high pressure, gaping, impalement, cow, and other exotic sex positions. As, a slave must obey without question.
About the Author
Bryan Fletcher, born in Princeton, New Jersey, USA, is a wordsmith-aka-a-tensoric-chronosystemic-monomeric-hydrophilic-connexin-reunion-specialist-of-gap-junction-systems-aka-a-CatAutoTOC-generates-standard-Category-TOC … … that writes fiction-survivor-adventure-genre, mostly mysteries, thrillers, and science fiction thrillers … especially featuring a down-and-out, impoverished person quite hapless, and reluctantly dragged into yet another heated dispute adventure between many powerful special interests too-big-to-fail. And mostly, his fiction stories have reoccurring salient motifs, elemental ideas, phrases relate to the monomyth storytelling superstructure, set in a modern version of the Hellenistic world economic command structure; a recreation or reconstitution of Prodromoi, Psiloi, Thyreophoroi or Thureophoroi, Agema, Gymnitae, Hypaspist, and Pantodapoi, of Omatophylakes, Somatophylaxes, and others, such as a dispute between powerful factions, especially the modern dispute between the plutocracy, hedge fundcracy, timocracy, corporatocracy, corporate republic, corporate-institutional-homeland-republic complex, yet lately with less religious dominance since the coronavirus fiasco. And, we live according to these powerful special interests, their concerns, or lack of, and that style of raising a family, and deliberately stunting the next few generations. In a system, without substantial transparent peer review checks and balances, that are vital democratic safety features to live a cool, calm, balanced, reasonable, interesting, and sustainable life. And, much of this dispute, seems to have started in the Stone Age, yet likely a preBigbang dispute from a bizarre bad progenitor marriage coupling yin-yang. And Bryan's DNA report shows, he is 76.6% European, mostly German, part Jew, Italian, British Isles, French, Southern central Slavic, Scandinavian, Caribbean, Yoruba People, and traces of the Mende People, Luhya People, Iberian, Peruvian, Indian, Han Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, and others. And, here is another mystery, that somehow Bryan is related to Albert Einstein, Usermaatre Meryamun Ramesses III, Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, Sir David Attenborough, Lyndon Baines Johnson, Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio, Napoléon Bonaparte, Giuseppe Maria Garibaldi, Wright brothers, Steven Pinkerton, Nicolas Cage, Lawrence Edward Page, and Eva Longoria.