Time To Get Up

About the Book

Do you struggle to get your kids out of bed in the morning? Do they groan and cry when you flip the light on? Do you love "dad" jokes? Do your kids hate "dad" jokes? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this book is for you! Just follow this simple formula: when your alarm goes off, choose one of the poems contained herein. Review the performance suggestions, gather related props, and commit the poem to memory (it's only four lines). Oozing with confidence, stride into your child's bedroom and deliver the rhyme with just the right amount of gusto to yank them from their slumber, refreshed and ready for the day!

About the Author

Sterling Porter is an American author, humorist and father of six children with his wife, Suzanne. While raising their family in Rexburg, Idaho, they stay busy shuttling kids to and fro, fixing meals, and wondering who deliberately left an unopened, melting popsicle on the bathroom floor. Sterling holds a degree in Computer Science from Brigham Young University. He was once fairly fluent in Russian. Besides writing, he enjoys building things, singing, writing music, and serving in his church.