PHARTOM OF THE OPERA
A CLASSIC OF THE GASSES
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There was an explosion in a chemical plant,
It knocked everybody’s gas, out of their pants.
It blasted some live sockets,
So powerful, it launched an unscheduled, flying rocket.
It flew real fast, and out of sight,
Passed the Moon, and into the night.
It landed on Mars, and turned over,
Lo and Behold, it was the ‘ROVER’.
So great was the explosion, they called the Rover ‘Pharto’,
The second Rover landed later, called ‘BLASTO’.
With the temperature, minus two below,
They were looking for good old H2o.
No sign of water or humans anywhere,
It has been said, there is no one there.
I know, there are humans there, and others,
On T.V., I saw on Mars, the Wright Brothers.
There was still a Phart smell, from the Rover pair,
Such a stench, that even a politician can’t bear.
They’ll tell us, they couldn’t find, even a rat,
No humans, no water, no life, not even a bat.
There was a secondary ‘Pharts Blast’,
Which made the world’s skies overcast.
They all blasted ‘Pharts’ towards the Moon,
Hoping to land there by the
More ‘Pharts’ and speed,
Is all they would need.
I can’t believe, on Mars, there is no one,
Anything can live, under a sun.
The reason our rocket’s speed is so fast,
They mix ‘chemicals with pharts’ that blasts and lasts.
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About the Book
Phartom of the Opera was written in Poetic, short story form. It was written in a humorous way to entertain and bring laughter about mother nature’s way of the human body to expel unwanted, bloating, gasses. It is loaded with humorous laughter that this chaotic world needs today. Its an imaginary series of rocket blasts from pharto-gas, that explodes to many planets. Imagine the Moon,
About the Author
Frank A. Pellegrino was born
He attended the
His hobbies are gardening, writing, classical music, sports and cooking. He is a member of the St. Joseph Catholic Church, the DAV, AARP, and CSEA.
Frank has received many awards from the International Library of Poetry and one Beautification Award for his flower gardens in
Frank’s goal as a writer is not only to fill the empty void that was in his life, but, life itself inspires him. God’s power and creations and all life surroundings, give him strength and hope for all his tomorrows.