Oh God, It's Wine!
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Then Neil turned up the volume on his cell phone as
they waited for her answer. In seconds Cathy came on
with, “Well, Neil, for the life of me I can’t find anyone
who was licensed and not producing wine these days.
But wait a minute, here’s one that’s strange, the license
fees are paid up to date, but the comments are that no
active growing has taken place for over five years now.
But a year ago the owner added his wife onto the license.
The license is issued to the “Gnarled Oaks Winery,”
but the return address is listed as a Post Office Box in
anywhere, but maybe an old advertisement would show
it if I called the records for the county up. Yep there it is,
“Gnarled Oaks Winery” on
But you know, Neil, we both have been down that road
for years now and I don’t ever recall seeing a winery of
any sort along it.”
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About the Book
And for all those lucky people who live and work in the beautiful state of Oregon, especially for the residents of Roseburg, Oregon, then this will be one to have in your collection. Remember, sometimes your wildest dreams do come true, even in this crazy world we live in. Ever wonder just what you would do if suddenly
everyone in the entire world wanted you dead? In this advanced age of telecommunications, just where in the world would you go to hide when it seems the whole world is connected by telephone or computers.
If there was ever a time when the world needs to sit back and enjoy a hilarious tale of woe, then this is the novel to read. For if you have the nerve to put your life on the table in a “win all” or “lose all” situation, then you will enjoy every page you are about to read.
About the Author
Don Crockett is a man who has taken a journey of
discovery over his lifetime. Admitting that it was an
up hill battle at times, he can now look back and say
that the best of times were indeed very good. Born in
the very small town of
raised from the age of eleven years old in the small,
mountain town of
places too numerous to mention, he finally put his shoes in
one place at the age of fifty-seven years in yet another small mountain town of
Since retiring, he still continues to work full-time
and tries to get in some much needed fishing and hunting.
Most of all he enjoys having some time to write and having
his works read by his many fans. His Diana series has
proven to be very popular and now he has several more novels finished and ready to publish. He hopes that someday
he will see one of his works come to life on the big screen, or perhaps television, but even that will not bring a smile as much as someone who tells him how much they enjoy reading one of his books.
Many of his friends have asked why he doesn’t write
about his own varied and colorful life, but the answer is
always the same. The book would not be completed until the last page of the last hour and the last second had been lived to the fullest.