I Want To Laugh

Since the economy is in a recession, I find myself shopping at the ninety-nine cents store on a regular basis.  They have all kinds of products in the ninety-nine cents store.  They even have clothes in the .99 cents store.  I ran into a pair of jeans in the .99 cents store, I had to buy them; however, I wash them one time, they were panty holes!  One thing about the ninety-nine cents store you can buy food there.  I had a cold one day so I went to the .99 cents store to buy some soup.  They had campbell's soup but it was spelled k.....a.....m.....b.....e.....l.....l, I say what the hell it's just a misprint.  I bought it and took it, it cured my cold but my feet swollen up.  I was like this soup has side effects!

Hello, my name is Derrick Ellis and I'm a stand-up comedian.  I've decided to write this book to entertain the reader through some of my stand-up material, other funny material, as well as uplift people who may be unhappy in this time of recession and limited employment opportunities.  Also, I will inform the reader on some of the health benefits of laughter.  For example, laughter moves lymph fluid around your body simply by the convulsions you experience during the process of laughing; so it boosts immune system function and helps clear out old, dead waste products from organs and tissues.  The recommended daily dose of laughter is 15 minutes a day.  This book will have you laughing even when you put it down!