The Phoenix Wars
Role Playing Kaos-Book 3
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Later that night, after everyone had snuggled into their respective sleeping areas, Desiree’s and Julie’s minds connected and activated a new perk to the universe of the Suburbs, a Dream Sequence. Julie leaned over to pick up her margarita when she saw the most horrid sight, a vibrant display of stretched out hairy legs. Julie looked up while saying, “Desiree! Girl, why?” Desiree looked down saying, “Oh that. Hell, I have no man. I have no reason to shave. Here, have one, that way you can feel how soft it is.” Desiree reached down and plucked out one of her leg hairs in order to hand it over. Julie screamed, “No! I don’t want that!” Julie tried to roll out of the beach chair, but it was already too late. Desiree’s leg hair hit Julie like a ton of bricks and felt like catfish whiskers rubbing up against the backside of her neck. Julie turned and fell onto the sand. As she stood up, she stated, “Alright SASQUATCH!” A menu screen opened up stating, “Dream Sequence is coming to an end. Desiree has obtained access to a new ability. Sasquatch Mode.” Desiree felt herself starting to wake up as she yelled, “It can’t go down like that, something has to happen to her!” Then both ladies woke up as Desiree yelled, “THAT BITCH!”
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About the Book
Did you ever think that you could be a hero? Or a villain? What if your world and every other parallel world suddenly collapsed? Would you step up to the plate or turn against your fellow comrades? So many people were scattered throughout the multiverse having to learn new lessons. These new adventurers struggling to connect across the cosmos. Desiree “A mayor stuck in a political nightmare” Valarie “A lunch lady who refuses to hide from the munchies” Bessie “A witch who will hurt your feelings long before she casts a spell on you” Sheila “A apothecary who was tamed and kidnapped by goblins” Shawneita “A former captain, now nurse, who survived a mutiny” Judy “The reluctant librarian look a-like who will rip your throat out” Leeza “Tamer of the Wild & Caretaker of the Weird” Dee “The displaced ex-employee with nothing to prove” Tavion “The silent ninja lurking in the shadows cursed by the 7 deadly sins” Melinda “A young woman who can feel when hearts are broken” Rebekah “Even if prices are low, she can still be a big impact” Gracelyn “A living bridge between the rich and the poor” Cheyenne “A talk show host sanctioned into becoming an assassin” James “A trapper stranded in the mountains on a quest to free his lost wife” Shaqueila and Janice “A duo transported to a world where your memories can’t be trusted” Let’s roll the dice, pick a player, and go on an adventure. Good luck out there and choose wisely!
About the Author
Hello, my name is Daniel A Mcclean. I’m glad to be putting out my third book. I want everyone to know that we as a community have so many ideas out there that go unnoticed. Hopefully, I was able to highlight some of those. Please enjoy the adventure and many more to come. I’ve been a loving relationship for 16 years and I couldn’t have done any of this without his support. God bless you all.