The Unauthorized Autobiography of Jake The Inflatable Dog
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The police arrested them three days later, after fighting their way past Harry Glooper who had armed Side One of his rented porch with a state of the art whaler's harpoon, to be launched by 200 Fourth of July bottle rockets purchased by money order direct from Bob Walnut's Fireworks Catalog Which Has Enough Fire Power Inside These Pages to Blow Up A Great White Shark.
"Put your stinkin' fish nets over this, you yard foulin' CIA traitors. BEWARE THE INBRED HALIBUT!" said Harry as he set off the 200 rocket entanglement. And watched it shark propel out six short inches, and fall clattering and lifeless to the porch at the pointy ends of his new bullet proof fishing boots.
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The Unauthorized Autobiography Of Jake The Inflatable Dog
It don’t get no better than that!!!
The Landow Trilogy
Book-1. Yanks Avatar All-American Boy, 1999
Book-2. The Unauthorized Autobiography Of Jake The Inflatable Dog, 2001
Book-3. Yanks Avatar Solves The Giraffe Problem (Tentative Title) -or- (Children’s Version)Gerry The Giraffe Is With Jesus
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Doug Bybee has a picture of a foot smoking a cigar, a ceramic hamburger, a dog named Kathmandu, a cat named Cat-Man-Too, a 37 year old pickup truck, and a odor about him that discourages ordinary people from engaging him in idle conversation. It don’t get no better than that!!!