How to Piss Off and Alienate the World
by
Book Cover & Preview Text
Lie rant...
I love it when people lie to me! No, really, I am telling you the truth! I love to go to the store and really throw a hissy fit, raise all kinds of hell, and have the clerk tell me to "have a nice day" as I am leaving. I know that they don't really mean it! I know that, deep down
inside, they are hoping that I get run over in the parking lot! I also love it when I get back from the barber shop and someone says, "Hey, did you get your ears lowered? That cut looks good on you!" You can see it in their eyes, you know what they are really thinking, "Hey, weed eater boy! I hope you at least got kissed when it was over!" Think about it, if you have moved them to lie, you have really moved them! What a rush! Boy, I love power! Yep! I just have to be in control! I cannot tell a lie so, have a GREAT day!
Formats
Book Details
About the Book
Do you ever see or hear things that are just not right? Do the things your neighbors are doing, your friends are doing, and the government is doing that make you go hmmm? Have you ever wanted to comment on these errors in society but were afraid of the ramifications? Do you loathe political correctness? Do you feel that the person that coined the term politically correct should be dragged out in the streets and beaten severely from head to toe? Then you will love this book! If you have ever wondered why there are thirty-seven registers at the local store, but only three that are ever open! This is the book for you! Kevin is not afraid! He is that voice you hear in your head! The one that you don't talk about! He is the voice of reason in these trying times! Or maybe, he's just crazy!
About the Author
J. Kevin Curry makes his home in beautiful Juneau Alaska. There he rants, hunts, fishes, brews beer, and drinks beer with his wife Cindy and their two dogs, Remington and Barley.