The Unbearable Lightness of Beans

About the Book

The Unbearable Lightness of Beans is a collection of the world's greatest Nonfriction. And also its first, since Dr. Juan invented the form--accidentally. This "Nonfriction Story Explosion!" consists of three tales-Sexish, Mockumentary and Miscellooneyous. Presented according to parts of the knock-off movie title.

This book is a boisterous parade. Of people Doc has known, like Bill Gates, and the world's most secret fartsnitch. Places such as the cheapest little city in the world, and Mazatlan, where psychic powers pop. Characters like his first male lesbian case, and a born-again Jew who wins an OYE award. And incredible self-help know-how, including Psy-Cat-Ry, Alphabetical Therapy, and how to figure your personal spam.

This is the only book that can tell you, among other things: How McDonald's burgers can bring world peace. What Columbus never knew about our Indians? How paragraphology reveals the great writers. How to easily cure Post Traumatic School Diss. Which direction you are, and where you're headed in life.

About the Author

Dr. Juan is a Spanish-English-German-Jewish Yank. He was a Doctor of Shrink until a tragic accident ended his career and middle class life. With no salable skills, he was forced to write, short stories being his thing. Due to his condition, he invented Nonfriction. Made-up stuff that looks real, and "comes out real smooth."

All of which results in oddly funny tales. Like you've never seen before. That couldn't come from anyone else.

Dr. Juan is a Fronterizo, crosses freely into Mexico. Which confounds Immigration, since he talks South of the Border, but looks like Northern Lights. He lives on a government check in a trailer. Which you're not supposed to enjoy. But really does, every day!