NEW BUSINESS
By the time Ginger found the
funeral home she was already pissed. In
fact, she was ready to chew Byron’s ass.
Thanks to his bad directions she was twenty minutes late, and if there
was one thing Ginger couldn’t tolerate it was wasting time. “Hamster-faced
fool,” she muttered while parking her leased Maxima next to her assistant’s
ridiculous 1957 Chevy. Eccentricity was
okay in the office, up to a point. But
a goddamned two-tone, jacked-up hot rod in front of a funeral home that looked
like a plantation house was an embarrassment, it reflected badly on her
struggling advertising agency: a kick
in the teeth of common sense, and her bank account.
One of her biggest clients was
the construction company that built the antebellum monument to death. David Grossman, its martini swilling C.E.O.,
was a prissy geezer who didn’t like surprises.
With her attache tucked firmly under one arm, Ginger
moved between the home’s huge columns.
Even in New Jersey, the vast porch left her feeling like some modern
business belle who traded her hoop skirts for
high heels.
It was only 8:30, but nerves and
the August morning were already sending
a trickle of sweat down her back. The
building was as somberly elegant inside as out. Byron was standing beneath a huge crystal chandelier and when he
saw her come through the door his eyes widened above his maidenly cheeks. For a moment Ginger flashed on the eyes of a young deer she and Tim had
nearly run over one foggy night in Vermont.
A terrified gaze isolated in the headlights, then gone.
Before Ginger could speak, Byron
gestured down the hall to his right where a small crowd was gathered.
“Hello, Ginger,” he said, “Seems we have an unavoidable hitch in
today’s shoot.”
“Unavoidable hitch?” Ginger
asked, outrage and sarcasm underlining every syllable.
“Yes,” Byron whispered. “An unscheduled service,” he nodded toward
the mourners.
“It’s really a tragic thing. A three-year-old snuck out of his bedroom
during his naptime and somehow--”
“I’m very sorry about all that,
Byron. But we still need to do the photo shoot today if we’re going to make our
production schedule.
“So, tragedy or no tragedy, the
show must go on. Where the hell is Trevor?”
“He’s always late. I’ve recommended other photographers in the
past, but my advice is always ignored.”
Ginger was about to tell Byron
something he couldn’t possibly ignore when the
beeper in her attache went off, filling the stillness of the funeral
home with its electronic nagging. A
quick glance told Byron he and his boss had become the focus of the bereaved
family’s attention.
Ginger opened the case and
snapped off the beeper; a device her secretary reserved for major emergencies.
“All right, Byron, you’ve wanted
more control for months now. Here’s
your chance. More control is all about
messes like this. I’m going back to the
office. Stay here and get me beautiful
photos for the client’s brochure. Then
we’ll talk about a promotion.”
Before Byron could respond, the
front door opened and Trevor Masters came through it with Nancy and Tina, his
beautiful young assistants. All three
were dressed in well-worn jungle outfits.
The women were each carrying part of the three hundred pounds of
photographic equipment Trevor brought to every shoot.
Down the hall, mouths opened in
shock at the sight of the new arrivals.
A worried assistant funeral director separated himself the family and
headed toward the main entrance.
Ginger smiled sweetly at Byron
and told him, “Good luck, Big Bwanna,” before heading toward the photogs.
“Trevor, baby. Good to see you. Got to run. Make it
beautiful for me. Byron has the shot
list. Ciao.”