Big Cigar, small d**k
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SCAR You like Amos and Andy? LANCE Always did. As a kid. They’re no longer with us on TV. Not even on Nick at Night. SCAR Don’t you think it better you be bringing up Abbott and Costello? LANCE Not really. SCAR In front of me that is? A man like me? LANCE Not particularly. SCAR I mean Abbot and Costello blow Amos and Andy all to hell. LANCE Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. SCAR Any thoughts on Laurel and Hardy? LANCE Now that you bring it up... they were also my favorites. SCAR Mine too. LANCE No. SCAR Yes. LANCE Yes? SCAR Yes!...Man it’s good to agree on something. Thought we had nothing in common. LANCE Kind of relieved myself. SCAR Now we kind of brothers of a sort. LANCE That we are...Don’t mind if I say “My Man”?
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Drugs, Lies and Family Ties
New York Drug Dealer Fights to Clear His Name in New Original Screenplay
NEW YORK – A not-so-innocent but kind-hearted bi-sexual drug dealer in New York fights to clear his name in Lawrence J. Corneck’s thrill-a-minute screenplay, Big Cigar, small d**k (now available through AuthorHouse).
Dick “Scarlet” Scarlet may be a drug dealer, but he’s no murderer. When a party girl, earlier supplied with drugs by Scarlet, collapses and dies in the bathroom at a party after date rape drugs are slipped into her drink, two spoiled sons of wealthy wheeler-dealers, Lyle and Kyle, are responsible. They beat Scarlet up and frame him for the crime.
Scarlet is in deep trouble. Then his older brother, Dick “Scar” Scarlet, gets involved. Scar is a powerful drug dealer and knows that his brother’s messy trial will be bad for business. Against Scarlet’s wishes, Scar decides to murder all of the witnesses to avoid a trial. One by one, the witnesses start to disappear. One would not want to meet Scar in a dark alley.
Meanwhile, Lyle and Kyle’s fathers, Lance and Vance, rush to the aid of their sons (to increase their own business interests, of course). Both powerful and ego-driven, they inevitably turn on each other.
Things become more complicated for Scarlet when he befriends Maria, a friend of his and the dead party girl. Maria is crippled from an accident and homeless. Scar wants to use her in a ploy to lure young people into drug addiction. Scarlet hides her from his brother and attempts to keep her safe.
This thrilling story of greed, corruption and betrayal will keep readers glued to its pages. Lance and Scar, each sure of himself and of ultimate victory, face off in a shocking conclusion. Maria’s potential involvement in Scar’s drug dealings eventually leads to a standoff between Scarlet and his violent brother. Will Scarlet finally find the courage to stand up to his brother and clear his name on his own terms?
Born and raised in New York, Corneck continues to love living in the Big Apple. His first book, Existential Hell: A Screenplay Trilogy (also available through AuthorHouse), a companion to Big Cigar, small d**k, was published in 2005. More screenplays based upon earlier characters, including FAT FAT Snitch, Geezer Pleaser and Bald Lubavitcher, will soon be available through AuthorHouse.
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The Writer is a grateful native of, and a practicing attorney in,