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Three sisters attempt online dating in search of ONE good date.
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“I’m fat, I live with my parents, am unemployed and my profile reads like Curious George Goes Dating, but my court-appointed therapist says I’m a real catch for some lucky woman willing to support me. Stunning is the only word to describe your picture. My pictures, on the other hand, let’s just say, it takes a confident man to take such bad photos.”
I think this may be my ex-husband.
“You all ask for HONESTY, yet when I give it I get shunned. What gives? I am a human being, who has learned to RESPECT other’s space in this lifetime. All I ask is for the same in return. This is not rocket science. It is a dating service. Games don’t evolve into love. Has any woman in Vegas ever heard of the word FAITH? If you don’t have it, don’t bother me. I am happy alone.”
What a relief…because I see a whole lot of “ALONE” in your future.
“You’re absolutely stunning, you’re beautiful and drop-dead gorgeous. Even though you won’t even acknowledge my presents, let alone my existence, I sincerely do wish you the best of luck.”
Presents? Did he say he has presents? Maybe I should give him a second look!
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“All of us have such high hopes of meeting the man of our dreams. We have tried the traditional meeting places: bars, grocery stores, church, singles mixers, the library, hardware stores, Chippendales, etc. While we have had successes, the failures are too numerous to mention. Before losing hope, we are ready to try the latest craze…Internet dating.”
Three sisters went online and tried their luck. You may laugh, you may cringe, but you won’t be able to look away as you meet a few of their “perfect matches” through the men’s emails and the sisters’ responses.