The F**king Book
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About the Book
These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field.
This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved ‘au natural’. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some ‘Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department’ to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.
About the Author
Allan Wood is a professional engineer careering headlong into old age at a frightening rate of knots. The realisation that all good things must come to an end does make one take stock of ones achievements. We all would like to be remembered for something, even the obvious, a son to proud parents, a loving and attentive husband, a doting father, a man of impeccable honesty and character, a good samaritan and a fucking great shag. But most of us have to settle for less, much, much less. Having proved over his
This work portrays his sadness, emotion, feeling, pathos and sentiment with just a hint of tenderness, bitterness, intensity and keenness for the world we live in. This, being carefully balanced by some moving, distressing, heart-rending, intense, painful and sometimes pathetic, but touching truths. Telling it like it is, acute, biting, incisive, sharp and pertinent, straight to the fucking point and no messing.