Polmany

About the Book

The leading literary critic of Polmany’s weekly newspaper “The Polmany Daily Gazette” described this book as a trendsetter for books of this type and an advancement in the culture and history of Polmany.  Other critics praised the book as an advancement in the culture and history of Polmany and a trendsetter for books of this type.

Polmany is the inspiration for many books, such as "For Whom the Bell Tolls", "A Tale of Two Cities", "The Watch on the Rhine", "A River Runs Through It", and finally that book whose title came from the Polmanianrian's own motto, "It Takes A Village".  Polmany influenced the world's famous holidays, such as the Million Man March, the MLK holiday, and civil rights movements in many countries.  It is famous for its unmatched, quaint old buildings and its unique cathedral and famous Big Bell.  They say no self-respecting architect would attempt to copy anything that Polmany built.  Polmany’s government is unique with its separate house of taxation, in which all citizens of Polmany over the age of 20 are members.  Many wars were fought over Polmany, and its battlegrounds (containing overturned wagons, broken wine bottles, piles of fermenting potatoes, and even an occasional spear point) offer scholars a treasure trove of digs that will make careers for budding archeologists.  Its university is the leading institution of learning in the region, with famous faculties and schools for any and all academic endeavors.  Even its own Learning Tower of Pasha defies the Laws of Nature by its southern tilt.  Besides the University’s namesake Prince Sudow von Tschunck, Polmany also boasts of many stalwart citizens who have served Polmany and its townsfolk over many centuries, among them are the founder of Polmany Olaf Naredowell, Burgomaster Kurious Dagobert, Pavel the town’s resident volunteer, and two of the world’s leading archeologists Prof. Dr Ivan Digaloff and Prof. Dr Ives St. Digaleaux, co-discovers of Polmany’s famous Rossetski Stone.  Polmany also boasts of its famous potatoes from which fermented potato juice comes.  Both products enjoy vigorous markets in the region.

You won’t be disappointed visiting Polmany and seeing for yourself all that the town has to offer. 

In recognition of his high standards of research in this complex and often confusing field, the author was offered the chair of the new department of Polmanianrianistic studies at Polmany’s own Sudow von Tschunck Science University.  He promptly and vigorously turned down the offer for unstated reasons.   He politely suggested what the University could do with its offer.

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