It Takes a Village Idiot
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The bioclone was standard quality, but for field work that meant tough as nails. Early trials had disclosed that mistakes made on other worlds were often prosecuted with unusual vigor. Birdshot had a stick gripped firmly in his right hand and swung it around at better than two hundred miles per hour, his muscles on blurring burst-mode overdrive. It caught the assailant exactly in the temple, and there was the sickening crunch of a compression skull fracture. He collapsed in a lifeless heap and Jeff asked from behind, “You want your drink at his table?”
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About the Book
What happens when the Governor of Tennessee is replaced by an alien with presidential aspirations? It's the 2016 election, and there are "some folks in town" with high ambitions, and low budgets. Join a backwoods good old boy, and his new off-world girlfriend as they crisscross time and space only to find themselves back where they began, if only to know it for the first time. Spend a few hours visiting intergalactic tractor-pulls, traveling in PortaPotty space vehicles, and learning about multi-level marketing schemes done on a grand and tawdry scale. It's a ridiculous book filled with silly characters, and a barrel of laughs.
About the Author
Scott Patterson, with numerous nationally published works, and training in the life and computer sciences, is still looking for the perfect life form. Born too early, he has invented them here.