All Hail the Messiah

“For the Republicans, their seeds had fallen on the arid lands in Arizona. Though late, the Alaskan moisture came along and those seeds that showed signs of life were quickly choked off by the parasitic vines of right-winged methodology. By November 4, 2008, it was apparent that there was nothing to harvest.” "Conservatives were desperate and now as winter approached, like squirrels, they were looking for “ACORNs”. “On November 5, 2008, Conservative talk radio hosts began licking their deep wounds, stitching them up with excuses, and using the slogan “rebuilding conservatism” as a bandage.” “In 2009 Conservatives sporting a “natural tan” were being elevated in ranks without the stigma or fear of melanoma." "On 30 January 2009, Michael Steele made history when he was elected the first African-American Chairman of the Republican National Committee. There was no ideological lipstick on this Capitalist Pig. He was a proud member of the Conservative Clan." “So even though they were disgusted and frustrated with Republicans, Conservatives remained in political wedlock mindful of the stigma and price associated with a divorce.” "The year 2010 signaled halftime in this political game. Prior to the buzzer, President Obama had dazzled his fans with his full court press (lame-duck agenda), wicked crossover dribble (bipartisanship), and impressive first half statistics." "To counter the apparent success, Republicans vowed to foul President Obama out during the second half. Their two bruisers (Sen. Jon Kyl and Sen. John McCain), were penalized repeatedly for unsportsmanlike conduct in the court of public opinion." "Republicans and Conservatives couldn’t crucify you in 2008 or 2010 but disenchanted Progressives/Democrats just might in 2012."