A Mudbogger and Offroaders Sarcastic Definition of a Redneck Sport
From An Alaskan Rednecks Personal Experience
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Next I want to talk about the the “show off”. Now the “show off” can ruin your day while he or she helping you out. Sounds strange, well he or she can. These people have trucks that are so big and they have the huge tires and can go just about anywhere they want. These people hang out on the weekends at the local mud hole and sit like vultures just waiting for somebody to get stuck. When this happens, the “show off” will drive up to you to embarrass you two ways. He or she will stop in the spot your stuck for one. Then for the second half of the embarrassment, he or she will hook up to you and pull you right out. Now it doesn’t seem like a big deal for most, for the bogger it’s a disgrace to your pride, especially if you have a hot date with you and some other fucker has to pull you out. In some cases your date will end up in that “show offs” bed that night, for a little insult to injury so to speak. None of this is good for the boggers ego or his or her sex life.Ok, enough about the "show off" it's just too damn depressing.
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About the Book
This book is a sarcastic look at people who are of the off road crowd and my own personal expeireinces in Alaska with friends and family. There's a description of just about every kind of person who hangs around or has hung around the muddin and offroad scene, from the Idiot to the Go or Blow. yah, i even make fun of my own dumn ass in it haha. Yah there's cussin in it, so I oppologize to those of you who were raised with virgin eyes and ears. Read it anyway, you just might find yourself laughing. Oh, and yes i realize a lot of the spelling is incorrect. Most of this book is written in what i like to call "redneckaneese". Politically incorrect? yah it is, oh well. I'm just a good ol boy and i wrote it for guys and gals like myself to get a laugh, lord knows we all need that as crappy as things are these days.Hope ya'll enjoy it.
About the Author
I was inspired to write this book from observing people over the years and some of the stupid and crazy stuff they do with their trucks offroading and trashing them in the mud and what makes them do it, including myself. I was living in this little town by the name of murphysboro, Illinois. I wrote this book during my time there and i'll tell ya, I got a lot of inspiration there for this book, god love ya'll, great little town if ya ask me. Lost a girlfriend ,but gained a family. Pretty fair trade haha. Now i'm not much of a reader, just give me a repair manual with a lot of pictures and im good. what the hell ive done just about everything else, might as well write a book too.it was fun doing it. hopefully you just might find the redneck inside yourself.