British Politics!

What an interpretation! I call it this for very certain reasons.

            Everyone reading this book has seen one version of Robin Hood.

            Politicians make it legal to take our money, money that we work our asses off to earn, and run the country with it. But here is the thing, what do they spend this money on and what do we get from it? The answer is simple. We get nothing!

            The richer you are, the harder you work, and the more that is stolen from you.

            How much you earn is insignificant because every person is in the same boat. Everyone in this country that works knows that at the end of the month when they get their wages, a large portion will be legally stolen from them. Now, who would mind if you got something back? But, in reality, you get poorer so the dregs of society can exist among us. Let’s be honest, because the poor drain us as they do, there is more crime, more teenage pregnancy, more kids causing problems hanging around where we live, and more drains on the resources of this country. I for one have had enough. What will it take for something to change?

I know what some say. Let’s open up more youth centres so they have somewhere to go and plan crime. Let’s make it known that if you get pregnant, we will support you. When you break the law, don’t worry; the prisons are so full that we will waste money rehabilitating you when, in reality, you are always going to be a loser, a pest and problem of society, and a thorn in the good person’s side.

            I say we need to bring back classes. If you are poor, tough; be poor. Everyone has a shot at an education in this country. If you don’t want one, who cares? Try a life of crime; you will go to jail and rot there.

            I don’t care about you, and if I were prime minister, I would tell you as much. The taxpayer in this country is no longer funding you; for all I care, you can starve. Harsh, but without motivation, when will these people get any better? Don’t pat them on the back and feel sorry for them; kick them up the ass and make them some use! Better still: stop these scumbags having kids they can’t afford!

            Why do the people that work hard get no rewards?

            Another simple answer! Because the people I have just been slagging off get all our tax money, about £60 billion to be precise. This figure sounds like a lot, but to put it in context, the waste of time NHS costs us the same.

            Let me tell you something.

            In America, there is no National Health. But, what happens to the people who can’t afford private medical insurance?

            I’ll tell you, they go to clinics, which give them the minimum treatment required for their injury. They are fools for it, because it costs for a family of four a mere $150, that’s £75 a month. Do you know how much your PAYE is? Shocking, isn’t it? This is the main reason why our standard of living is so poor. Believe me, if we got rid of the NHS and paid private health insurance, each person in this country would be four grand a year better off on average.

            Let’s let the lazy gits suffer!