Boyle-Breath

About the Book

Mr Boyle was a teacher, but smelly ~ VERY VERY smelly! Born on Zeronia, but brought up on the planet Earth, he could still come up smelling of roses? Couldn’t he? Flying pigs, vampire twins ~ indeed dysfunctional families galore wouldn’t help him. Neither would machine-guns, 7” nails, a firestarter, a wrestler, bullies or Nazi zombies. Bert from Sesame Street would try, religion, fostering, a dog, and Social Workers too, but School Refusers, anorexia, depression, airguns, and even ‘political correctness’ would let evil win once again...? Romance, and another teacher from outer space would try to save the day... It would all turn out for the best, yeah...? Hey, we’ve all been to school yeah? We all remember the ‘stinker’ in the class yeah? What if it was the teacher?! What if he could smell you out, and change you... It could save your life.

About the Author

Having been a teacher to trade the author tries to capture the reality of school life in all its horror and humour. Also he introduces an 'alien' teacher who has special powers that seem to allow him to help students in the way all us teachers wish we could - by magic? A 'teach' for over 25 years, he tries to look at the problems of our children, our teachers, our world... but his tongue is firmly in his cheek... isn't it?!