Dry Off Book 2
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Free Preview Joke 501 Question: What do you cut waves with? Answer: A sea-saw. Joke 601 Maurice: Why do birds fly south during the winter? Sharice: Because it is too far to walk. Joke 701: Jamie: What do you get when you mix a paranoid person and a person with low self-esteem? Amy: Someone who thinks no one important is out to get them. Joke 801: Daren: Why didn’t the frog smoke? Karen: He already knew how to smoke. Joke 901: Andy: What did the apple say to the baseball coach? Candy: Pick me, pick me!
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About the Book
Overview The cover of the Dry Off 2 is exemplifying the truest sense of dryness. The figure is crawling across the desert, reaching out to get to the oasis and alleviate his thirst. The jokes in the book are just that “dry”. Obviously they are in the sense of their humor. Read the Dry Off Book 2: The Dynamically Dumb Duo Edition Twice as Dry. It is for all ages, especially those who are 7 – 17 or wish they still were!
About the Author
About the author. Jackson Lanehart taught elementary, junior high and middle school for thirty-six years in the Jacksonville, FL area and retired from the public school system there in 2006. He is now a high school teacher at Seacoast Christian Academy, teaching high school and college mathematics. He is also a real estate agent working with buyers and sellers in the Jacksonville area.