Ankle Collar

About the Book

Get ready for gut wrenching laughter as you explore a comical premise that hasn’t been fully touched on! ANKLE COLLAR is a hilarious comedy based on the chaotic struggles of Kyle Walsh, a handsome thirty-year-old Yale educated attorney and posh living bachelor with a penchant for beautiful women. While working for the largest and most prestigious law firm in Chicago, Kyle’s eloquent legal career is well on the high road. That is, until a fight with one of the firm’s senior and well-respected partners causes his immaculate existence to quickly vanish. Kyle is arrested, fired, and while in jail he is stripped of everything that was purchased and lavished upon him by the firm. Cole Adams, a friend and fellow law schoolmate comes and rescues him from getting more jail time or even disbarred. Kyle is sentenced to pay a hefty court fine, is given six months of curfew restriction and must wear an ANKLE COLLAR, an electronic device to monitor the restriction. Hysterical complications abound as Kyle’s life turns completely upside down. He becomes homeless, the firm spitefully freezes all of his monetary assets, and he becomes blacklisted by every law firm in Chicago. Kyle gets a job as a waiter and as he begins to settle into his new life, he attempts dating again but soon learns that women and ankle collars don’t mix! Feeling the prejudicial impact that the ankle collar exudes, he creates an online dating website for the plight of those also with ankle collars. When the law firm returns to wreak more havoc, Kyle becomes hard pressed and he aggressively sets out on a course to get back to the plush life he once had!

About the Author

Hayden Lane is a humorist who enjoys seeing the witty and funny side of almost any situation. She hails from Central Texas and her hobbies are reading, spending precious time with family and friends, and writing. Ankle Collar is her first novel.