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Chapter 21
WHY Do We Hafta Call Them “Secretaries”, And Can We Pleeease NOT ???

“Back in the Days”, After the FIRST American Revolution, the Folks on the Cabinet Advisin’ the President of the United States of America were Called “Secretaries” So’s That the AMERICAN Public Would Know that the “Leader of the Free World” was Bein’ Advised by Men (There Waren’t NO Women “Secretaries” in Them Days……They was ALL Men) Who Could Read, Write, and Cipher. At THAT Time, Not EVERYONE Knew Their Readin’, Writin’, and ‘Rithmetic, SOOOO……They Called the Leaders of the Cabinet Departments “Secretaries”, BUTT Today, Even “Secretaries” Don’t Wanna be Called “Secretaries”……They Wanna be Called “Administrative Assistants”, or “Program Support Assistants”, or “Executive Assistants”, etc., Because the Term “Secretary” Got a Rather Negative Connotation Over the Years Since the Beginnin’ Days o’ This GREAT GOD-Fearin’ NATION of OURS.
We NIPers Believe that (Since They are in the “Executive” Branch of the Federal Government and “Direct” the Actions of Their Departments) the Heads of the Cabinet Departments Should be Called “Executive Directors” instead of “Secretaries”, Besides Since We NIPers Want Ms Sarah Palin as the President and Colin Powell as the Head of the Department of Defense, it Would Keep the VISION Out o’ Our Heads of “Colin Powell in a MiniSkirt Bein’ Chased Around the Oval Office Desk by Sarah Palin”, OR (Since We Think Oprah Winfrey Would Make a Mighty FINE Head of the Department of State) “Oprah Winfrey in a MiniSkirt Bein’ Chased Around the Oval Office Desk by Sarah Palin”. Those are JEST the Kind o’ VISIONS That We NIPers Don’t WANT in Our Heads……How about Y’ALL???
SOOOOO….One o’ the MANY Changes We NIPers Would Like ta Make t’ IMPROVE the Executive Branch (Besides Kickin’ Out the “Current” Sorry-Assed Administration) of the Federal Government is t’ Change the Titles of the Heads of the Various Departments. We NIPers are Kindly a HOPIN’ Y’ALL “Common Sense” Thinkin’ Folks (Even Though “Common Sense” Should “TECHNICALLY” be Called “UNCommon Sense” Since So FEW of Y’all Have it Out There Any More) Will Git Behind Us in This (And ALL of Our OTHER NIPer Ideas for FIXIN’ This Country Back Up After the “Current” Tit-Turd Administration is Done Tryin’ t’ RUIN it……Like Makin’ SURE that All THREE…..a “Trinity”…. Branches of the Federal Government Have “Term Limits” AND an “IMPEACHMENT Process” the SAME as the “EXECUTIVE” Branch Has NOW….hint…..Hint…..HINT!!!) and Help Us Git Ms Sarah Palin and Mr Herman Cain Elected as President and Vice-President (Respectively), Usin’ a TOTALLY Unorthodox “WRITE-IN” Campaign (After Tourin’ ALL 50 United States THREE Times on 13 Bomb-Bustin’ Busses), on the NEW Independence Party (NIPer) Ticket for the Nov 2016 Elections (Along with Gittin’ a Whole HEEP a NIPer Legislators Elected and Judges Appointed in the MEANTIME)……..If’n Yer Gonna DREAM………DREAM “BIG”…….And I AIN’t a Talkin’ About “BIG” Government….. (Fer MORE Info on ALL a the Topics in THIS Paragraph. Please Reference ALL of the “OTHER” Chapters in This Little “Baby” a Mine…..I AIN’T Tellin’ Ya WHICH Ones…Yer Gonna HAVE ta Read ‘em ALL…..Boo Hoo HOOOOO!!!)

Did THAT Crap Make ANY Sense to Y’all on Page 69, or Am I JEST Funnin’ Ya.....YOU Decide!!!