The Valet, aka The Adventures of Will Ferrell and the Scandinavian
Book 2 of Hollywood movie/TV series version and The Original Book
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CHAPTER 43, Part 1 In Manhattan, New York, among an ultra-dense morning crowd gridlock, to a local police officer on foot, … … a nurse named Mary, aka Maryport Shelby Segedunum explains this 10:00 a.m. accident. And all the while, three nearby impeccably dressed doctors closely look and listen to her with great skepticism. Yet some people would say contempt, especially as an occasional crowd member, that knows her, says things to support her medical then sequential accident summary, and addresses Mary as “Doctor,” a nurse with a doctoral degree. *** And, Mary points to a dead man, Will Ferrell, then says, “His real name is David Ferrell? “No, no, no. “David! “Yes; the only name on his birth certificate, one name, as some people only have one name.” *** And Mary points to one of his Hello Kitty slippers, with a considerable snag, and major pajama snag, then up, a number of building floors, to that broken Manhattan window, torn flickering cloth on the window’s edge, and says, “So, he likely tripped, on something, a carpet edge, and that chain of events, stumbled, then fell out the Manhattan apartment window and landed on this woman, Erika Segersäll Unræd,” also known as persona non grata. And again, she points to David, in torn 100 percent comfy, cotton pajamas, bottoms loosely fitted, string waist, and shirt that boldly says, “I Love Scandinavia,” front and back, overlaid with different pictures, seen below, and each picture has nation-state flags of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, then for some reason, it has Finland and Iceland, … … all the Nordic countries, … … then Norwegian islands of Svalbard and Jan Mayen, Greenland, the Faroe Islands, and other islands; … … that all in all, to some people seem as if a political stretch, aspiration, or true endgame. *** And Mary says, “This impact by David, caused Erika Segersäll Unræd, the national Scandinavian metaphysical poet, metalinguistic, most effective tactic available, to fall on her back and drop this unusual heavily ornate, fully inscribed, in great detail, as if a universal translator, yet birch-bark drink container filled with a morning liquid breakfast concoction, of myrtle, cranberry, honey, and medicinal ingredients?” *** Then Mary smells the contents of that container, and again, then shares with the local police. Then, both agree no alcohol. Yet a crowd member, then another, that who knows her quite well mumbles otherwise. *** However, and again, a careful whiff finds no alcohol.
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In Manhattan, New York, Monday, 9:28 a.m. … … a Norwegian Nobel Committee member, new Swedish Academy committee secretary, and permanent seasoned adviser, “the specialist” of intangible cultural heritage investigates a well-known Scandinavian metaphysical poet named Erika Segersäll Unræd, also known as persona no grata.
About the Author
Born in Princeton, New Jersey, USA, Bryan Fletcher, now residing at 2450 Hemlock Farms, Lords Valley, PA, USA, 18428 is a fiction thriller adventure nerd, who writes survivor genre, … … especially about a down and out hero against all odds, … … against powerful special interests too-big-to-fail; … … a system controlled by ultimate insiders in a corporatocracy, … … a republic for immense corporations; … … who often seem hell-bent on trivial pursuit, obsession, the last war, escalation, and a minor interest in a living wage, no significant interest in the next golden age of peace and universal prosperity. Often, they talk of war, such against a competitor, or whatnot, yet never about a golden age of peace, prosperity, long term stability, and true enlightenment, to transform the human species, create a better human species, more reasonable, enlighten, then become the best of the best, a velificatio, a special atmospheric system, that often appears in classical art. And, they seem to have no interest in a new Renaissance, Renaissance Humanism, Neoclassicism, and new Age of Enlightenment. And, they seem quite content with subpar water. In fact, most people live on subpar water and those serious implications. Such as, where are the truly great spring waters, of Avalon, Tir Tairngire, Macrobia, or what was loosely described in the Travels of Sir John Mandeville or by Juan Ponce de León, … … of waters, that a mere sip, can restore, revitalize, redeem original intent, aspiration, and reserve of spark? Excellent water can pay ransom, rescue, repair, reform, atone, then free the mind, body and soul, as it has a natural sense of balance and restoration. And why is it so difficult to find world-class water, at a reasonable price? *** So, we live according to the corporatocracy, a legalistic state, a republic for immense corporations, and their concerns or lack of, that style of raising a family, a system without substantial peer review checks and balances, … … those vital safety features, … … those vital traits, … … so, we can live a cool, calm, balanced, reasonable, interesting, and sustainable life. *** As a result, here we are, a new book series, The Valet, aka The Adventures of Will Ferrell and the Scandinavia.