Godmother Quotes of Haterology 101
The Insane Book of Truth
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Introduction Hello, my dear readers, the fly people, the innocent souls, and let us not forget the silly fucking haters out there. Did the title of my new book grab your attention? I am more than sure it did. I knew it would. LOL! However, let us get something straight, before people begin judging a book by its cover, or judging the writer, before even taking a glimpse inside the windows of the soul! I am not at fault for being born with a sense of humor, or for taking the time to stop and laugh, at the ridiculous things in life I cannot change. It is insane how people judge the outside packaging first. Some say it is human nature to be assholes and that is the best excuse they can give for being ridiculously heartless. I judge by the heart, soul, and actions. I have learned that what most people call the ugliest people, some of the strangest people, and even some of the most different people in the world end up being, the most beautiful people to lay the naked eyes upon. Meaning, their souls are beautiful and haters should take their blinders off. Almost, every person in this world has had to deal with haters, bullies, idiots, and negative people, who have tried to destruct or bash them, whether it has been mentally, physically, emotionally, verbally, or all of the above. I have had my share of haters to, and it has been insanely nuts to deal with at times, but I am a strong-minded person, so I have learned to cope with the shit, and mastermind it all. I have learned to grow, regardless, of the jealousy and negativity surrounding me. I have learned to mold myself with positive atmospheres and that is why I am a star. I have learned to deal with this love hate relationship my haters and I seem to share. They hate me and I love the entertainment they bring into my life. Haters can come up with the most bizarre rumors and I cannot help but personally laugh at the shit myself, because every hater’s version is different anyways, and trust me, I have heard it all. I have dealt with every kind of hater imaginable. I am thankful for the gift, I have been given to keep my haters talking, stalking, gossiping, and wondering what my next move is going to be. All I know is that haters have an un-dying interest in me and my fan base of haters is un-believable. Because, I was famous before this writing thing came about, just for being the original chick I am, for having a fly swag, and for being born too pretty for my own damn good. The whole reason for writing this book is to let my haters and every other hater that is sure to surface in and out of my life know this… I AM UNBREAKABLE! I am a goddess, whether haters like the shit or not. I am talented. I am going to chase my dreams, reach my goals, become a household name, and be famous as hell no matter how many road blocks haters set up, because I am on God’s clock, and not a haters stop watch. This is an inspirational book, for every fly chica, innocent soul, and every other person, whom never deserved to have to deal with haters. Haters will never decide my fate, nor, will I ever give haters the advantage to make me fail. Haters can gossip, spread rumors, and create false tabloids, and it still will not change a damn thing. I am a beautiful person inside and out. I am going to write for the world no matter who likes it, or who does not like it. I will make it with or without a deal, and I will reach the top of the success ladder in life without stumbling off track, dangling over the edge, or giving up on anything I want out of life. I was born a writer, I set out to be the best, and I will reach my goals. Because, I am an original chica, an independent chick, and I was born a writer with unique talent. So, watch out world, because I am about to mark the world up with my pen, and splash the poetry from my heart all over the globe, while singing poetic terminology with my beautiful writers voice. I am going to write on hearts, mentalities, souls, and tattoo people’s memories, so I will be remembered. I will be one of the unforgotten. Yes, with my writer’s voice, I will sing loud, louder, and loudly. In addition, believe me; I can carry a tune, which is why my haters wear earplugs, because they cannot handle hearing the truth!
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Heather Maria Ramirez is a hot selling author and she has created another masterpiece. Yes, she has done it again. This book was a true classic in the making. This book of insane truth was created for and dedicated to, the fly and the innocent peeps in the world that get hated on just like she does, and for no damn good reason at all. If you have had to deal with haters then you are going to love this hilarious book. Look inside her new book and find out why, she is the Goddess wanted in Hater County, and how she and her entourage of Inkloids caused hater tragedies and mayhem in the Hater Kingdoms, when they overturned the haters whack ass government! This book is for entertainment only and contains strong language and slang. Enjoy the uplifting poetry and stories like, The Jealousy Monster is Hungry, I Wrote Like an Egyptian, and I Am an Original Chick. Heather Maria Ramirez is without a doubt, the new queen of the writers’ world. Enjoy reading the chapters by finding out how she autographed the haters’ globe and tattooed their mentalities. This is an insane book of truth, so enjoy the hilarious chapters, and outrageous poetic terminology within these pages. Haters beware and read with caution, because this book may be hard on your digestive systems. This writer is already an international household name in the world of readers, so if you are a person that is unfamiliar with this artist, then now is your chance to know exactly who Heather Maria Ramirez is, and she is the Goddess of Poetic Terminology. She is a writer like no other. She is an original chica and she is denting the hearts of readers all over the world.
About the Author
Heather Maria Ramirez is a law student, songwriter, an aspiring actress, painter, model, novelist, and she has won several writing contests. She resides between Virginia and New York. She has beautiful children, an adorable cat, and a Shih Tzu named Shiloh. Shiloh is truly a diva’s best friend and is very much a spoiled Shih Tzu girl. Heather Maria Ramirez is a very talented writer and a writer of many things. Her favorite color is orange, her favorite food is Italian, and her favorite place to be is in her writing room, creating one masterpiece after another. Once readers have gotten a hold of one of this writer’s books, they will become lifelong fans of her writing style. She has many up-coming books to be released, such as, The 3A.M Knock, Under The Bed, and Creepy Girl, which are said to be a very haunting tales. This writer has written several children’s books, which will be available soon, such as, We are Bugs, Princess Pricilla and the Peanut Butter Kingdom, Polk-a-dot Penny Ice skates on Mars, Old Lady Spidercakes and Her Pumpkin Soup, and Old Man Booger Bumps Wears Funny Hats, and those are just to name a few from her children’s collection. As far as, romance, thriller, and heart-felt books go, this writer has already tackled those categories’ as well, with books to be released soon like, Rare Pearls and the Cuban Kiss, The Necklace, Her Journal Book, His Proposal, Memoirs’ of a Caregiver, and Writing from Heavens Ledge. Heather Maria Ramirez is a writer of many things. Readers may want to check out her latest releases titled, Introduction of Cuban Kisses and Godmother Quote’s of Hater-ology 101 the Insane Book of Truth. Heather Maria Ramirez is now internationally known and soaring to the top of success.